10 more things Phil Robertson can do for attention

3. Rehab

In late 2013, it was revealed that Zac Efron secretly went to rehab in March of 2013. Seven months later, the week that Zac’s newest film premiered, the information was revealed. Was it to give him free, positive publicity? Maybe. I suggest that Robertson try and pull a Zac.

Zac actually needed rehab and used it to better his life. That is admirable. But, why can’t Robertson take an admirable action and tarnish it for attention? The question is, why would Robertson go to rehab? I suggest he goes to rehab for exhaustion or maybe he can even admit that he is a secret alcoholic.

A short period in rehab will get people researching on what led him here and where his career is headed. It will get him at least another season of Duck Dynasty and it may even get him a spin-off. If he went to rehab, he might as well be picking out the colors for his next dressing room.

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