10 more things Phil Robertson can do for attention

7. New haircut

So the Duck clan is known for their lumberjack-like beards and their long hair. So, cutting it will bring them lots of attention. I bet they can even find a charity that will donate money for each amount of hair he shaves. The whole family can get in on it. Can we say makeover?

I’m no hairstylist but I think they’d look good with a swoop bang, teen heartthrob look. Maybe a buzz cut. It’s really up to them. But the haircut will bring enough attention that magazines (and probably me) will compare them to things. I’m going to go ahead and say that, if they cut their hair, I’d compare Phil Robertson to Nicolas Cage.

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