9. DUI
A DUI in Hollywood is like the chicken pox. Everybody gets it eventually. Phil Robertson isn’t officially in Hollywood - yet. A DUI might just get him the star status that he needs.
Reese Witherspoon, Robert Downey, Jr. and other celebrities have walked the line with the law and they have all turned out just fine. Even Elvis had one! And, just because Robertson gets one DUI doesn’t mean he’s going to turn out like an older, male Lindsay Lohan.
Plus, who doesn’t want to see a Duck Dynasty mugshot?
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