10 more things Phil Robertson can do for attention

10. Sex Tape

I know, gross. But quite a few reality stars had sex tapes. Kim Kardashian had a sex tape. And who can forget A Night in Paris, Paris Hilton’s sex tape? They are a great way to leap into the limelight. But, Phil Robertson can’t publish these sex tapes. They have to be leaked to the media in a very particular fashion.

And, when the tape leaks, there are three options. He can do an empty threat to sue whomever leaked it. He can apologize and then do a tell-all interview. Or, he can embrace it and say that he is proud of everything in the tape. I say he goes for Plan C, but that’s just me.

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