Top ten kinky uses of Christmas decorations and traditions

Big-Ass Candy Canes – You know you’ve thought about it. We all do, when we look at those candy canes that are two inches in diameter and take twenty years to finish (unless the dog gets hold of it, then he’ll have festive red and white poop through the New Year). They have endless kink potential. Have your significant other impress you with her/his oral skills on one while you hold the opposite end and control the pace and thrust. Or have them hold it in their jaws like a bit gag. As far as inserting into orifices, use caution. Despite their thickness, they can be brittle, and jagged edges are not something you want in your nether regions. A little entry play is fine, no more than an inch inside, where you’re teasing those outer nerves. If you lick the cane first to get the peppermint flowing, it will offer a nice little tingle. Blowing on a lover’s skin after sucking offers that cool “icy” peppermint feel. (Yes, that came from another story from the same anthology, this one L.A. Witt’s “Candy Caning.” I’ve been doing some holiday reading.)