‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – Do you have a lover who doesn’t fully appreciate the tradition of reading “Twas the Night before Christmas?” Well, tie them up in a strand of lights, place a vibrator where it will do the most good, and tell them they’re not allowed to come until you read “Twas the Night Before Christmas” from beginning to end. Be sure and make it an Oscar-winning performance, with lots of meaningful pauses for dramatic effect. Or you can make them read it…that’s fun, too. You can do the same thing with Christmas carols, either playing or singing them. If they squirm or give you attitude, you might decide you want to play or sing “It Came Upon a Midnight Clear” just one more time. Yeah, sorry, the inner giggly adolescent couldn’t help herself with that one.
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